Build a Text (or Anything) Rotator in 4 Lines of Code

One random dull quote.

<?php

$items = Array(
'One random dull quote.',
'A second random dull quote.',
'A third random dull quote.',
);

// Obtain number of items in the array:
$num_items = count($items) - 1 ;

// Pick a number between 0 and total:
$pick_number = rand(0, $num_items) ;

// Print HTML container with the selected item:
echo "<p>" . $items[$pick_number] . "</p>\n" ;

?>